The dreaded EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION has been plaguing me for several days. Most people (every single report I have found on this site) have a variant on this error due to bad graphics drivers. As far as I can tell, though, that is not my issue at all--my "problematic frame" is always slightly different from crash to crash (though it always seems to end with the same four numbers), and never contains any reference to .dll files.

The crash is unpredictable and doesn't happen reliably in any particular circumstance, but has happened most often while the game is first starting up; it has also happened during gameplay and even when trying to start up the launcher. I've reinstalled Java, Minecraft, and the new Minecraft launcher with the built-in Java version. Switching between different versions of Minecraft has had no effect. The crash still happens eventually.

Besides that it's not apparently related to my graphics drivers, I have no idea what is happening. I've attached three of the hs_err_pid logs and a DxDiag.

Any help would be greatly appreciated! I just want to dig holes and build things. :c