No matter what form of launcher I use, be it the old Java based or the newer native form, It completely crashes the millisecond it tries to open a minecraft instance from any version type, even alpha releases. This started happening just today and nothing in my system has changed today or last night on my computer. I just want to play the game but the launcher/s seem intent to keep me from doing so.

Attached is the crash report. I've never had issues starting up the game in any way similar to this before.

The error claims it cannot create context. I've looked up this error on these forums and disabled my antivirus and it still fails to work.